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Joke of the Day

"santa claus visits everyone Q: What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton? A: Ho, ho, ho!"

"Today Donald Trump renewed his talk about surveillance on Mosques, gun control and adding alligators to FBI No Fly lists."

"Yo Mama so fat her Patronus was a cheeseburger.."

"I lost my mood ring... I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about this."

"Normal people driving by a construction site: wonder what they're building... Me: what a great place to bury a body!"

"I have concluded that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all the missing socks."

"Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)."

"My math teacher thinks he is the mathsia... and that he has come to save us from our sines."

"I ignored your Facebook Friend Request only because there isn't a ""Oh Hell No!"" Button!!!"

"True story My dad ate whale in Japan but it wasn't on porpoise."