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Joke of the Day

"Why are black people unfair? Because they're unfair."

"A quick joke that my friend thought up over dinner Why do sailors marry busty women? To forever see the seven C's"

"A lesbian couple and a gay couple had a race to see who could get across the country to California first The lesbians arrived first, lickity split. The gay dudes were still at home packing their shit."

"I raised an eyebrow once. He's an adult now, and he never calls or visits."

"If a stork makes white babies, and a crow makes black babies, what makes no babies? A Swallow"

"I want to reenact a scene from 50 Shades of Gray.... Y'know the one where she gets a job right out of college."

"It's windows 10 because 7 8 9"

"Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall? A: It depends how hard you throw them."

"God made them God made the little niggers, he made them at night. He made them in a hurry and forgot to make them White."

"Mothers are always one question from ruining your day."