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Joke of the Day

"STEPS TO FOLD A FITTED SHEET 1) PUT SHEET ON BED 2) FOLD BED"

"What do you call a repeat line cutter? A pair of scissors."

"What did the dog say before he died? Well I'll be dog-gone."

"What's the difference between a cowboy hat and a tampon? Cowboy hats are for assholes"

"I just saved $30 on Taco Bell by telling a friend I don't have my wallet"

"What did the left tit say to the right tit? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts!"

"What do you call a witch that only eats sand? Malnourished"

"First 20 minutes driving through farm country: ""Isn't this pretty?"" Next 3 hours: *can't remember a life before corn*"

"You know it's cold outside when... You buy a foot long at Subway and by the time you get it to you car it's a six inch"

"What did Thomas Jefferson grow? Old."