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Joke of the Day

"I always thought 007 had split personality disorder... When he's spying: James Bond. When he's chasing tail: James Boned."

"Drugs are really bad for your mind. All these years I thought I worked in an office, but it turns out I'm actually a centaur."

"I got a job at an orange juice factory I couldn't concentrate so I was canned"

"What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway? A nun with a spear through her head."

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon, and Michael Jackson rapes kids and gets away with it."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man?.. How can you breath through that thing."

"Sometimes when I type my brother smashes my keyboard. But luckily it doesn't happen ofteklansiurbkjgnv hgaikuwh GI;OOR;KGHKJh klwhkjalhdhakjshdilBILWU HP KJn kjlgn"

"Why are the buses in London red? You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes."

"TIL: Phonebooks are banned in China Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs, you might Wing the Wong number."

"Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Irwin Estevez. Related: Everything you think you know is a lie."