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Joke of the Day

"Drugs are really bad for your mind. All these years I thought I worked in an office, but it turns out I'm actually a centaur."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a repost."

"A nerdy science joke I was gonna make a joke about sodium, but NA, seeing most of the science jokes Argon, but my friend wanted me to say a joke about sodium, bromine and oxygen but I was like NaBrO"

"What does a Muslim redneck wear? A murka"

"A nerd found out about the iPhone 6S Plus. He then said, ""6s+ what? Finish the equation!"""

"What's the difference between a black man and a bike? The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it."

"I hate that I push myself to do so many squats and lunges only to be forced into walking like a penguin the next day."

"For just 3 cents a day, all of my followers can help me quit my job..."

"Sign language is pretty handy."

"whats a frogs favourite type of shoe... open toaded shoes"