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Joke of the Day

"TIL: Phonebooks are banned in China Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs, you might Wing the Wong number."

"""What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?"" ""No idea."" ""Denim."" ""Denim?"" ""Denim denim denim denim denim..."""

"Note to the 82 year old widow who won the Powerball jackpot last night: Sup, girl?"

"Apparently John Cena is going to miss 6-9 months of wrestling. Now you really can't see him."

"When I die, please bury me wrapped in a sheet. That way I won't have to look for one when I become a ghost"

"Any dirty, racist, or good joke. Here's one. What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"

"If your Uncle Jack helped you off the horse... Would you help your Uncle Jack off the horse?"

"I asked my co-worker if she liked Adele.. Co-worker: No, I haven't listened to any of her music actually. Me: Oh! Then you must be rolling in the deep!"

"Question *Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? *A: He was sitting on the deck."

"My dad almost caught me watching midget porn. Thankfully I put my finger on the screen in time."