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Joke of the Day

"Why are the buses in London red? You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes."

"Dear YouTube: Please just assume that I'd like to ""skip ad"". You don't need to ask anymore."

"Why did the two men from Moscow get escorted out from the concert? Because they wouldn't stop Russian the stage..."

"I was asked today why I thought Kim Kardashian & Kanye West would break up. I replied ""dunno, but they're BOUND 2 EVENTUALLY"" I hate myself."

"I scaled Everest! And I give nicknames to fish."

"What am I doing today? Well I forgot my headphones so probably murders."

"Here in Canada, we leave everything unlocked so that burglars don't risk getting glass in their hand when they punch through our windows."

"What's the best thing about murder? Nobody remembers the rape."

"I just saw a fat ginger girl buying a rape whistle. God I love her optimism."

"Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children."