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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes when I type my brother smashes my keyboard. But luckily it doesn't happen ofteklansiurbkjgnv hgaikuwh GI;OOR;KGHKJh klwhkjalhdhakjshdilBILWU HP KJn kjlgn"

"Bee Gees Songs: Saturday Night Fever Sunday Night Scurvy Monday Night Measles Tuesday Night Typhoid Wednesday Night Whooping Cough"

"Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office? He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer."

"Man walks into a bar... Ouch. Masochist walks into a bar..."

"On your own, it's just near impossible to scrub your own back which is why a shower wall made entirely of loofah would really come in handy."

"What's a policeman's favorite gaming console? wii-u wii-u wii-u wii-u heh"

"Bad: Getting bit by a spider... Worse: ...inside your mouth... Worst: ...while making out with someone."

"I went to an orgy for squares and was confused by their one weird rule. Don't fuck around!"

"Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting? So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form ""wear"""

"I never thought I'd be drowning in a river. I think I was in the Nile"