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Joke of the Day

"Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Irwin Estevez. Related: Everything you think you know is a lie."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"Woman goes to the doctor... Woman goes to the doctor and says, ""Everytime I sneeze I have an orgasam."" The doctor asks, ""What have you been doing for it?"" She replies, ""Snorting pepper."""

"What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman? ... a surprisingly stable person; according to my Homie O'Statis."

"Don't take it personally if I don't like you. Some of my best friends are people I don't like."

"Judging people on Twitter is equivalent to an alcoholic showing up to an AA meeting and making fun of all the other drunks."

"Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers? They can't even"

"Two fish are in a tank One of them says ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"I think, therefore I'm single."

"Oh no, here come the Nintendo police! Wii U, Wii U, Wii U"