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Joke of the Day

"Broccoli is like anal sex. If you didn't like it forced on you as a child you probably won't like it as an adult."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One turns to the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there!"""

"Doctor: ""You have a blockage in your small & large intestine"" Barista: ... Barista: ... Doctor: *Sigh* ""Ok, Tall & Venti intestine."""

"Dear 6-year-old me: As an adult you won't need to know cursive but you will need an ability to type with your thumbs. The future is weird."

"Apparently, the serving size for Oreos is ""until you feel gross."""

"Hey, what's the difference between reddit and LOTR? In the books and movies, the trolls didn't type."

"What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House? Precedent."

"Why do Sumo Wrestlers shave their legs? So you don't confuse them with a feminist. [Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/2hezp9/why_do_sumo_wrestlers_shave_their_legs/)"

"The Wall Street protesters are right... There is no Jobs."

"What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar? An algorithm"