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Joke of the Day

"My children drive me to drinking... As soon as they got their licenses I made them start bringing me to the bar."

"What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card? One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets."

"crime tip: secretley grease a cop's butt befor a car chase so when he slides acros the hood he'll slip off & keep on slidimg down the street"

"""You thinkin what I'm thinkin?"" ""That we should dance our way out of this street fight?"" ""Wait what?"" ""No time! Break on 8! And a 5 6 7 8."""

"Seal walks into a club ..."

"You can lead a horse to waterbed, but you can't make it snuggle."

"Who is the president of the trees? BarkOak Palma"

"what do you call a mexican on the moon ? an Astronaut you Racist"

"If people say that love finds you... Then I must be Waldo."

"If ""you are what you eat"" Why is cannibalism considered to be inhuman?"