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Joke of the Day

"What's the NSA's favourite game? I spy."

"[Friday Night] WIFE: Have fun at poker ME {stopping at door}: What did you say? W: Have fun ME: After that W: Uh..at poker- ME: IT'S POKEMAN"

"How do u castrate a priest ? Kick the alter boy in the chin ;)"

"On my 5 year old's report card it said, ""He is encouraged to ask more questions"". ARE YOU KIDDING ME."

"Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives? Because ""Islam gives women equal rights!"""

"I don't want Harriet Tubman on my $20's I don't want them to be worth 3/5 of their value"

"The way you feel while mumbling through that part of the song you don't know is how I feel about all my life decisions."

"When you have a relationship with a positive person.. You usually get aids"

"A three legged dog walked into a saloon. Said..""I'm looking for the man that shot my Pa."""

"What did Princess Fiona call her husband when she found him in the middle of a gay orgy? Bishrekual"