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Joke of the Day
"What'd the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out"
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"One day, the fridge will take revenge on me, every half hour opening the door to my room, staring at me for a few minutes & then walk away."
"A hispanic man with a rubber toe His name...was Roberto"
"The #NSA walks into a bar. Bartender: ""Got a new joke for you."" NSA: ""Heard it."""
"A Doctor and patient Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine""."
"Why can't pirates learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at C."
"Where do Satanic cults get their candles from? Bloodbath & Beyond"
"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark."
"I'm not your GameBoy, quit pushing my buttons"
"What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road? 'Let's be avenue.'"