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Joke of the Day

"What'd the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out"

"The problem with political jokes is.. They get elected."

"How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !"

"First ""gay"" now ""glee."" Are you guys going to take every synonym for ""happy"" or leave us one or two Christmas carols kids don't giggle at?"

"What Do You Call A Masterbating Cow? Beef Stroganoff!"

"Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated aarrrh."

"What did the alphabet have before it took a shit? A vowel movement."

"Why was the cancer doctor so tired? He was always oncol"

"What do you get when you put tea in pans pants"

"sex while camping? Now that's fucking in tents."