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Joke of the Day

"Where do Satanic cults get their candles from? Bloodbath & Beyond"

"""Have you heard about the new pirate movie?"" ""It's rated aaarrrrrrrr."""

"I don't know why, but there were a lot of really disappointed convict's in my first class of Gen. Chem..."

"No one is sure how much it cost Coke to sponsor the Paralympics, but it undoubtedly cost an arm and a leg."

"Best thing about being a hermit? No peer pressure."

"If I had a nickel for everytime I was asked for... ...Change, I still wouldn't give it to the homeless guy"

"I once knew a bald guy who liked to draw rabbits on his head but from a distance they looked like hares"

"Joke I had a joke about cheese. Never mind it was too cheesy... The last of us inspirational full of haha joke...:)"

"I just ran into my high school bully and it was great cause I'm doing well and he's 17 which is very old for a dog"

"2012: Oh no, my iPhone is at 10% and there's no charger. 1812: Oh no, winter is starting."