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Joke of the Day
"Where do Satanic cults get their candles from? Bloodbath & Beyond"
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"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but I don't know how they'd get in there."
"Two psychics bump into each other on the street... The first one says, ""You're fine, how am I?"""
"What do you call a wooden spoon in the bedroom A weapon of ass destruction"
"Worst days in United States history.. .. 9/11 and 11/9"
"I just broke up with my girlfriend. It's okay though she said we could still be cousins!"
"I tried on a Trojan Magnum...its really hard to breathe in those things."
"Wherever someone says, ""Oh, geez!"" I always think, ""OGs,"" as in ""Original Gangstas."" Whenever someone says, ""Gee whizz!"" I think, ""...gross."""
"Why don't any American football players wear glasses? Because it is a contact sport!"
"What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!"