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Joke of the Day
"I'll never feel more drunk than I do walking down a broken escalator sober."
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"Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it? Neither do I, I get the new york times"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball She choked"
"I went to a wedding today... I went to a wedding today, it went off without a hitch! Poor guy, this is the second girl that left him at the alter."
"only 10 to live Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"I don't believe in gender equality because there are just some things I'm not meant to do. Like be the sane one in a relationship."
"Polish math prodigy Knock knock! Who's there? Polish math prodigy with slurred speech. Polish math prodigy with slurred speech who? Toomasz Whizzski"
"Snooki's kind of like Hurricane Sandy... She's large, slow-moving, an has blown just about everyone in the Jersey Shore."
"The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest."
"My grandma can't wrestle But you should see her box."