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Joke of the Day

"I'm not your GameBoy, quit pushing my buttons"

"Language is cool because it's just a bunch of sounds, but put them in the right order & you can make someone cry or you can order tacos."

"Why do abusive clowns make good comedians? They just hit you funny."

"BATMAN: I am the guardian of the night SPIDERMAN: With great power comes great responsibility CATWOMAN: Guys, help, I'm stuck in a tree"

"Nigeria's president is up for re-election. Good luck Jonathan!"

"Ppl who make fun of outfit repeating? I look bomb af so I'm gonna wear this again I'll even wear it to your funeral if you keep talking shit"

"Do you ever order a club sandwich just to feel like you're a part of something?"

"What do you call a horny man ghost hunting? A **boo**ty call."

"Today is the 20th anniversary of the genocide in Rwanda, but first... let me take a selfie."

"Rick Santorum What's the difference between Santorum and a feline-powered steam train? One's a kitty shunt..."