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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the peanut butter... Fuck the jelly? Because he was already in a jam"
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"A hot chick asked me what was the difference between sex and conversation. I said ""let's lie down and talk about it"""
"Ever tried 77? You get 8 more."
"What did the depressed muppet say? I want to Kermit suicide."
"Are you the Proletariat? Because I feel an uprising in my lower class."
"What did the homeless got for Christmas? Hypothermia."
"Let's remove all the Warning Labels and thin out the herd."
"You know whats the problem with Proctologists.... They always butt in."
"Still trying to figure out how to compliment a woman's skin without sounding like I want to wear it"
"Why did the chicken dance with a fig? It couldn't get a date."