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Joke of the Day

"Ever tried 77? You get 8 more."

"When he was arrested, the mafioso was intent on not ratting anyone out. But he had ebola, so... ...he spilled his guts to the cops."

"Why did the blonde have an Abortion? She wasn't convinced the baby was hers."

"How do you compliment a scarecrow? Tell him he's outstanding in his field!"

"What mental disorder did the serial killer who stabbed his victim 23 times have? OCD."

"[NSFW] I always create female characters in third person shooter games Because if I am spending hours looking at someone else's back that should be a female."

"What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor? The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back."

"Oscar Pistorius really wanted a new bathroom door but his girlfriend was dead against it."

"What happens if you play a country song backward? You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up."

"If women had to cum to make a baby , I'd never wear a condom! That on original . Your welcome"