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Joke of the Day
"Ever tried 77? You get 8 more."
Next Joke
"WIFE: how old is your daughter? WIFE'S FRIEND: she's eight going on nine. ME: *whispering* That's how numbers work"
"What do you call a Chinese man with one foot? Taiwon Shou."
"what did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet"
"Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !"
"What is the best time to watch Predator? Anytiiiiiiiiiime"
"Why was the Windows PC broke? It ran out of cache."
"What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile? Gladiator."
"What do you say to a thin American? ""How's the chemotherapy going?"""
"What's a philosopher's favorite toy? Play-doh."