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Joke of the Day
"What did the homeless got for Christmas? Hypothermia."
Next Joke
"Knock knock Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you."
"Whenever I go out, I always wear a stethoscope. That way, in the event of a medical emergency, I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions."
"Did you hear about what happened to Henry Winkler He got Eyyyyyyyyyds"
"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has its pricks on the outside."
"What's the good word? Legs. Spread the word."
"I own a lot of cleaning supplies for someone whose friends inscribed ""dust me"" on my coffee table recently."
"Why did Hitler kill himself? The Jews sent him a gas bill."
"I was pretty sure you were the wrong kind of crazy. Then you used ""luckfully"" in a tweet and removed all doubt."
"""911? Help, my son has gone missing"" [baby lowers hands from eyes] ""Holy crap he just appeared out of nowhere"""