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Joke of the Day
"What did the depressed muppet say? I want to Kermit suicide."
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"Throw a baby badger so high that when it lands on your enemy it's fully grown and very upset. You left town years ago. The perfect crime."
"An architect is inspecting a bridge... When an Asian man behind to cross it. The architect says: ""The bridge seems to have a slope, yeah?"""
"*goes in bank with finger guns* This is a robbery! ""no one'll take you seriously-"" *switches to double barrel finger guns* ""do what he says"""
"How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!"
"imagime if introverts were as aggresive to extroverts as extroverts r to introverts ""why do u hav to socialize"" ""why dont u stay in"" ""loser"""
"What animal would you most like to be on a cold day? A little otter"
"Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10? Because windows 7 8 9"
"A National Treasure where Nicholas Cage has to find the model number on a 15 year old dishwasher."
"What does a cow call his mate? Oxfam."