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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chick and a woman? The chick says ""cock-a-doodle-do"", and the woman says "" any-cock-will-do"""

"Who called them ""priests"" instead of ""weapons of mass instruction""?"

"I'm not saying I leave my wife sexually satisfied... But my neighbour just asked me to turn down the bass."

"I just bought a used time machine on craigslist. They sure don't make them like they're going to anymore."

"What do you call an alligator with a map? A Navigator."

"I like my sex like I like my banana trees If it won't bear fruit, it's not appealing."

"Flirting is a way of life, the moment you stop is when you're dead ... then your spouse cleans the gun and places it in your hand."

"Well... cats clean themselves... and we *are* out of toilet paper..."

"Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines? Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)"

"I bet cats are sad that they don't have a middle finger."