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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alligator with a map? A Navigator."
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"Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador"
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs They always take things literally"
"Mom, come quick, daddy hanged himself in the attic! Gotcha, April fools day! He hanged himself in the garage."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through something so small?"""
"Mexico should agree to pay for the wall then once it's built tell Trump he did a terrible job and refuse to pay up."
"You hear about the love struck super magnets? Whenever they met face to face, they just couldn't seem to connect, however the moment one turned to walk away, they were nearly inseparable."
"What do you get when you squeeze a synagogue? Fresh Jews."
"I'm trans-GPA I'm a 4.0 student living in the body of a 2.0 student"
"this guy was telling my friend from puerto rico trump was gonna deport him and send him back to mexico I never laughed my ass off so hard."