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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alligator with a map? A Navigator."
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"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board."
"I've always wanted to know how long ""forever"" was... and by looking at some peoples relationships its around 2 to 4 weeks."
"why is being in the mafia and administering cunnilingus similar one slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit"
"Some people are like slinkies Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs"
"Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes one cigarette lighter."
"DOCTOR: Do you have any questions? ""Can I shower with this cast?"" DOCTOR: What do you think, guys? PHOEBE, JOEY, CHANDLER, MONICA: Sure!"
"Not a joke; what your favourite one-liner/wordplay joke?"
"Beastiality is wrong. Neigh means neigh."
"All these video games with epic orchestral music scores. Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games."