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Joke of the Day

"I like my sex like I like my banana trees If it won't bear fruit, it's not appealing."

"""The limo is broken""... Said the limo driver who looked like a person but darker colored"

"Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome? You get a lot of puse."

"*slips the attendant $20* ""make sure you pick me out a good one"" Sir this is a daycare... ""uh huh *winks* a daycare"""

"My wife went to the West Indies for her holidays. Jamaica? No, she wanted to go."

"The difference between ""Girlfriend"" and ""Girl Friend"" is that little space in between. We call the ""Friend Zone""."

"I order so much Chinese food the delivery guy must think I'm a middle aged divorced homicide detective in an 80s movie."

"Lazy people fact #4564321564 You were too lazy to read that number."

"I wish people would reserve ""awesome"" for truly awe-inspiring things like the grand canyon, moon landing, and this ranch dressing omg"

"What are the three rings of marriage? The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering."