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Joke of the Day
"I like my sex like I like my banana trees If it won't bear fruit, it's not appealing."
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"Two avocados were crossing the road... .. One got hit by a truck so the other one said: Come on, guacamole, catch up!"
"So, if you get pregnant in Vegas, does the baby have to stay there?"
"Have you heard about Betty the cow? She's outstanding in her field."
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"At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30)."