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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying I leave my wife sexually satisfied... But my neighbour just asked me to turn down the bass."

"A heads up.. So when searching for a place to eat at work and a coworker tells you about The Black Angus Campfire Feast and the boss is standing behind you. Check the spelling before hitting enter."

"My wife said she wanted to do it missionary style, so I forced her to change religions and gave her smallpox."

"Ali was great but he was not the greatest... The best boxer that ever lived was reverend Jim Jones. He killed over 900 people with one punch!"

"In Finland when a baby is born you just whip a bunch of magnetic letters at the fridge and that's its name."

"What did the waitress say to the man who wouldn't stop staring at her while she refilled his glass? Take a pitcher, it'll last longer!"

"Want to hear a joke about /r/science ? [Deleted]"

"They say it takes a whole village to raise a child That must be a really fat kid"

"What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail? A surrender monkey"

"Being a hacker in the '80's was way easier. *shakes vending machine until chocolate bars falls."