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Joke of the Day
"I bet cats are sad that they don't have a middle finger."
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"Trump's last two chances to save his election campaign at the second debate: 1. Be endorsed by Dave. 2. Bring out a resurrected Harambe on stage."
"I get so fustrated when people say ""supposably"" or ""irregardless"" I feel like I'm literally drownding"
"Shouldn't octopus apendages be called eightacles?"
"Me: Ew, what sort of shop is this? It just sells dead birds? My cat: Pick out whatever you want, birthday boy. It's on me."
"Johnny sees that his dad has a black eye He asks him, ""Dad, why do you have a black eye?"" His dad replies, ""You're gonna have two if your girlfriends keep leaving their panties in my car"""
"What do gyms and prisons have in common? They're both full of ripped assholes."
"Oldie but goody... What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken"
"What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes? Once you know Juan, you know Jamal"
"What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person? A Juan-a-be"