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Joke of the Day

"Flirting is a way of life, the moment you stop is when you're dead ... then your spouse cleans the gun and places it in your hand."

"Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army."

"What do you call an exceptionally intelligent gay man? Homogeneous"

"News: Trump inauguration met with record high temperatures. 451 degrees Fahrenheit."

"Why would you never starve to death in a desert? Because you'd probably die of dehydration first. While a human can only go about a week without water, it can go up to three weeks without food."

"that coat doesn't break wind... if it doesn't fart it's not a coat."

"What do you call a person with native american ancestry and alopecia? apache"

"What kind of limes open doors? Key limes."

"Drinking could cause memory loss. Or even worse, memory loss."

"Who is ""back at it again with the white vans?"" pedophiles."