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Joke of the Day
"What is the fakest part of Skyrim? The fact that red guards can swim."
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"A redditor and his friend, Elle, walk into a bar... The redditor notices a jar of mayonnaise on the bar, so he says, ""Hey, Elle, a mayo!"""
"Yes you impress me but so does a new set of windshield wipers."
"Biggest joke on Reddit r/politics"
"Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet."
"Poor Will... He gets fired at a lot."
"What do woman and KFC have in common After the breast and the thigh there is nothing left but a greasy box to stick your bone in."
"When I explained Twitter to my mother she said, ""Sounds like group therapy where no one's getting better."" Well played, Mom. Well played."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Imported fair trade from Africa."
"Girl, if I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldnt: I'm not that smart and people are already mad at me from other stuff I did"