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"If somebody's presence does not add value to your life..Then their absence should make no difference!"
"Know what stops the Bern? Preparation H!"
"Sure Charlie got himself a Chocolate Factory, but his grandparents got to stay in bed for 20 years so ask yourself who were the real winners"
"Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it."
"BILL CLINTON'S FAVORITE CARD GAME Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite card game? A: Poker."
"I'm no weatherman... But you'll be seeing more than a couple inches tonight. ;)"
"What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire? A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it."
"Can't they show a realistic anti-depressant commercial where the person spends all day on Twitter & they don't own any matching furniture"
"Where is this joke from. I heard he's so tough/,badass that he killed 2 guys with 1 bullet... no gun."