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Joke of the Day

"What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged? Please sir, I don't want any treble."

"I sooo did not want to go on a run today but those cops came out of nowhere."

"Why are there no midget accountants? They always come up short."

"The name Corey is short for Coriander. Coreys will try & tell you it's not but they are lying."

"If I get a penny for every racist joke I make.. Black people would rob me."

"I'm definitely the drunkest person in this ball pit."

"It's so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pocket."

"What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome"

"Reddit is really a Green Community, considering that the joke's on you."

"Why was the circuit arrested? Because it was charged with battery!"