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Joke of the Day

"What do woman and KFC have in common After the breast and the thigh there is nothing left but a greasy box to stick your bone in."

"What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?? Well hell-if-i-know!"

"What do you call a dog without front legs? Chester."

"""There's no 'u' in 'favorite'"" - coach telling his British son that he prefers his American son"

"Why are Soviets so bad with the ladies? They're always Russian the fuckin' and Stalin the lovin' hehehe"

"If I could go back in time & change any event that would alter the course of history: I probably wouldn't have super sized that fry order."

"Whole Foods mixed up the labels on regular & vegan chicken salads. Vegans became suspicious when they experienced a fleeting moment of joy."

"Charles Dickins walks into a bar and orders a Martini. The bartender says, Olive or Twist?"

"When I see a guy with a tooth pick in his mouth I'm like, wow. look at that guy. he ate most of a tree."

"Balloons are stupid. ""Happy birthday! Here's a buncha sacks of breath."""