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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome? Names"
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"Did you hear about the zygote that joined the army? I heard he was diploid. (I'll show myself out...)"
"I just sold all my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay Imagine all the PayPal"
"What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet? A kidager"
"To take her mind off being mistakenly judged Miss Universe,Miss Columbia went to get her teeth whitened.. The Dentist told her she needs a crown."