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Joke of the Day

"The embarrasing email Hillary Clinton doesn't want anyone to know about [deleted]"

"Facebook has a confirm and ignore friend requests buttons. I think it should have a ""who the fuck are you"" button"

"Did you hear about the guy who killed the sphinx? i hear he's one bad-ass motherfucker..."

"Maybe Hitler became evil because he was mad that after so many years of lifting his hand nobody high fived him."

"What is Donald Trumps favorite album? The Wall"

"My teacher pointed at me with...... My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said ""at the end of this ruler is and idiot!"" I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to."

"I wrote on my stereo in marker that this is the loudest stereo of all time. I was stereotyping"

"A duck waddles into a lake... The geese say 'Hi Dave!' The boss faints."

"A Blond walks into a Bar ""Ouch"""

"Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola? The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there."