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Joke of the Day
"What do blondes and turtles have in common? When they're on their backs, they're screwed."
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"The shortest joke about Islamic State ""Made in ISIS"""
"What do you call a cow with no sense of humor? A Feminist."
"Difference between a dead squirrel and a dead drummer in the road? http://imgur.com/PKibj The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig."
"I'm a show off but not drive around with Christmas lights on my car show off And that's when I realized it was a cop car"
"Shoe repair guy: so what happened? [cut to me trying to flush myself into the Ministry of Magic from my toilet] Me: I stepped in a..puddle"
"My favorite thing at the Chinese buffet is the chicken balls But man, those must have been awfully big chickens!"
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"What do you call someone with spasms and bladder problems? A twitch streamer."