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Joke of the Day

"Me: Let's have a fight with that guy you like Brain: That's not a good idea, he might actually like y... Me: GOOD IDEA! WE ATTACK AT DAWN!"

"Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics? Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border."

"how are high schoolers similar to women? they're always asking ""when will this period be over?"""

"Why don't we hear jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? Because the punchlines are too long."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Roadkill Barbie ...unrecognizable"

"What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy? A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one."

"I'm going to by a bunch of those stick figure decals and randomly ad family members to the windows of unattended vehicles."

"[Batman's parents return after 40 years] Surprise!! Wait, wtf are you wearing?"

"I'm not racist, I hate ALL black people."

"Kik you? Like what? In the face?"