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Joke of the Day

"Names of Groups A group of crows is called a 'Murder' of crows. A group of cats is called a 'Glaring' of cats. What do you call a group of Lexus cars? A fortune!"

"Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven."

"What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law? **A small medium at large.** ^(Hope this doesn't get posted often)"

"If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom what do you have? A very large bedroom."

"What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief who can't drive."

"With Michael Phelps, Sarah Palin, and Glenn Beck here in Charlotte this week, my status as smartest guy in the room just rose exponentially."

"They're building a restaurant on Mars now... They say the food will be great, but they're worried about a lack of atmosphere."

"Why did Verizon's mailman get fired? He was losing packets."

"A schooner, a clipper and a junk sail into a bar, All hands lost."

"It's weird that my neighbors won't let me borrow their keys & make a copy of them in case I need to clean their house while they're asleep."