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Joke of the Day

"This year for Christmas, I asked for a new pair of scissors.... My old pair just wasn't cutting it!!!"

"""Hellooooo? I'm tweeting here, pay some attention to me"" - everyone on twitter ever."

"What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family."

"Whats the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period. You get your palm red for free."

"We've been misinterpreting the Islamic Extremists... Allahu Akbar *actually* means **""YOLO""**"

"Knock, knock..."

"From a shark's perspective, Jaws is a lot like Home Alone."

"Why is 6 scared of 7 Numbers are a conseptional idea thought by humans and as such they are not able to produce emotions and/or think."

"A nasty little joke Q: How can you make a gay man fuck a woman? A: By shitting in her cunt."

"Bestiality is like prescription drugs... May cause internal bleeding, shortness of breath, abdominal pain, infection, diarrhea and in extreme cases, could be fatal."