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Joke of the Day

"isn't it funny that Hillary And her entire campaign is talking shit about trump being a liar when she is still in denial about the email scandal."

"The Great Spam Recycler"

"I think my chemistry teacher is anti-semetic He asked me to find the pH of the final solution."

"I'm not racist. White people scare me too."

"Some girl is stalking me & has been telling ppl I'm her boyfriend. I'm flattered but I prefer to be the psychotic one in the relationship"

"My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant it differently when she wrote it in her diary."

"Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball? When they get to third base they think they've scored"

"I've started a time travellers club The first meeting will be yesterday at 5pm"

"I'm going to take all of your tweets that make absolutely zero sense and combine them to make a Red Hot Chili Peppers song"

"When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower gets turned on."