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Joke of the Day
"A nasty little joke Q: How can you make a gay man fuck a woman? A: By shitting in her cunt."
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"Dad joke- Car sick. I was riding in the car with my cousin and uncle. My cousin says ""I think i'm getting car sick"". Her dad says, ""Well if you get out of the car then you'll just be sick""."
"What do you call an aroused eskimo dwarf? A frigid midget with a rigid digit."
"This girl's skinny jeans are so Goddamn tight, I think I finally know what a Pancreas looks like."
"What do you call a nomadic caveman? A meanderthal."
"I like my asshole just like my women's pussy Without some other guy's dick in it"
"Guy asked if I put him in the friend zone. I was like, whoa slow down there. I'll have sex with you, but friendship is a serious commitment."
"A man walked into an appliance store and asked the clerk, ""Do you sell color televisions?"" ""Yes,"" said the clerk. The man replied, ""Then give me a green one."""
"A guy asked me what I was doing in the wardrobe. I told him, 'Narnia Business'."
"[Eating] Waiter: How's the meal? Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ..."