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Joke of the Day
"""Hellooooo? I'm tweeting here, pay some attention to me"" - everyone on twitter ever."
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"Did you hear about the man who bought a bucket load of Tipp-ex last week? Big mistake."
"Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are."
"If you need anything you can call me any time of the day or night. I won't answer and my ringer will be off, so it won't bother me at all."
"My roadside emergency kit is a black wig, a disco ball and a bottle of vodka. Might as well have fun while I wait to be murdered."
"What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine? They both don't work and always take your money"
"How does a crazy person travel through the woods? They take the psychopath."
"So pinocchio was going down on a girl... The girl then says YEAH! Eat that pussy pinocchio get it!"
"What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault? One's a leaker, one's a Le Car."
"TRUE STORY Just made this restaurant change its ""All you can drink Brunch"" Policy."