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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family."

"What did the alcoholic 7 get diagnosed with? Heptatitis"

"Whoa. Wait a minute. So those stick figures on your car aren't for pedestrians you ran over? Damn it! *starts scraping off her stickers*"

"How to wash dishes like a bachelor: 1. Put in sink 2. Wait"

"Love means never having to say you're sorry for accidentally bringing home six more cats."

"Did you hear about the guy who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now"

"Pregnancy in the 1940's. (Doc) - ""Mrs. Smith, I have some **great** news for you"".... (Patient) - ""Thats MISS Smith, doctor!"".... (Doc) - ""Miss Smith, I have some *bad* news for you""...."

"A joke died on stage. It leaves behind an orphaned punchline."

"ME: I hate him with 1/16th of the fibers of my being GUY: Not every fiber? ME: I hate alot of people. I'm not wasting all my fibers on 1 guy"

"What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick? An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it."