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"Love is a battlefield. And I fight naked."
"How many ""All Lives Matter"" protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time."
"If acne on your back is ""back-ne""... Then what is acne on your knee called?"
"What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer? The podiatrist bucks up your feet."
"What's the definition of apathy? I don't know, and I don't care."
"Hillary got 60% of the black's votes in Alabama That's right, not a single vote for Bernie."
"So someone asks a junkie.. Do you still use heroin? Well.. On the one hand yes, on the other hand no."
"This lady cashier asked me if I wanted it ""double bagged""...I said ""No, you're not THAT ugly..."" And that's why I'm not allowed in Target."
"Son, what was the name of the german guy that hides my stuff? Alzheimer grampa Alzheimer"