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Joke of the Day
"What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork? ""I D K"""
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"[crime scene] detective flips open pocket watch Hmmm...precisely what I thought ""What's that sir"" closes watch It's lunch time"
"The worst part of kissing a perfect 10.... is how cold the mirror feels on your lips."
"So Chris Brown has quit music... Unsurprisingly, he has beaten Rihanna to it."
"Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking. The plane's going down. Look, stop screaming, that's not going to make me a better pilot"
"A group of sex toy manufacturers are discussing the success of their products... and they decided that only dildos had really achieved market penetration."
"I always study the vagina before sex Because I like to know what I'm getting myself into"
"*grandma climbs into time machine* *shuts the door behind her* MOM NANA IS STUCK IN THE GRANDFATHER CLOCK AGAIN"
"Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before social interactions, very helpful."
"You know those orange cones they put on the road for you to knock over? Totally just beat my previous high score."