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Joke of the Day
"Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before social interactions, very helpful."
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"stupid knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there Little old lady Little old lady who I didn't know you can yodel"
"Today is Steve Irwin day... Good ol' Steve, he even died with animals in his heart."
"100% legal to pay a kid to punch another kid in the face."
"If I learned anything from my childhood, its that if you cry long enough, your dead hamster will be reborn as a rabbit"
"Things that cause extreme panic: - Accidentally liking a Tweet - No milk - Unknown numbers - The question ""you don't remember me do you?"""
"On a scale of 1 to 100 how immature are you? 69"
"[recording studio] Producer: Um what're you guys doing? Singer: Ending the song Producer: You don't have to fade out. We'll do that in here."
"Giant methane storms on Uranus phys.org/news/2015-03-giant-methane-storms-uranus.html"
"911? I'm a man trapped in a woman's body! ""That's not exactly an emergency."" Oh. Huh. Ok. *Tries door in Statue of Liberty again*"