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Joke of the Day

"*grandma climbs into time machine* *shuts the door behind her* MOM NANA IS STUCK IN THE GRANDFATHER CLOCK AGAIN"

"Why does a chicken coupe have two doors? If it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan!"

"It's OK to kiss a nun , but, don't get into a habit ."

"I have an eidolon memory. It's the same as an eidetic memory, but I'm also dyslexic."

"Whats the difference? Whats the difference between mash potatoes and pea soup?... Anyone can mash potatoes..."

"There's no way the Ninja Turtles would have those ripped abs. You can't do crunches with a shell attached to your back. Trust me I've tried."

"What did the butcher say to the cow? ...I love you for your inner beauty."

"Why do gay men have great skin? Because they respect and take care of their bodies, you homophobic piece of shit."

"Indian Election Joke... How can you get one million Indian youths into a polling(voting) booth at the same time? Tell them there's a Call Center Job Inside!"

"What do you call a redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers? A virgin."