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Joke of the Day

"So Chris Brown has quit music... Unsurprisingly, he has beaten Rihanna to it."

"Mysterious file on desktop ""Poopin Babe.docx"" dragged to trash without opening"

"I'm on the snake diet. It's the one where you lie on the floor all day, eat 25% of your body weight, and hiss at anyone who comes near you."

"I was going to buy a book on phobias But I was afraid it wasn't going to work"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Hakeem. Hakeem who? Hakeem in like a wrecking ball!!!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cliff ! Cliff who ? Cliff hanger !"

"Error 609: When your kid sleeps in between."

"You can usually win any arm wrestling contest by simultaneously leaning in for a kiss."

"I rang up British Telecom, I said, ''I want to report a nuisance caller'', he said ''Not you again''."

"I overheard my girlfriend on the phone to her bff saying she wants to get engaged on Valentine's Day. I hope she finds someone nice."