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Joke of the Day
"So Chris Brown has quit music... Unsurprisingly, he has beaten Rihanna to it."
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"Why can't British people go to North Korea? Nobody at the ticket counter knows what ""north career"" means"
"don't hate robert altman's 1992 satirical comedy ""the player"" hate david fincher's 1997 psychological thriller ""the game"""
"Why did the dead baby cross the road? I ve been practicing my drop kick"
"SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: would you like your receipt? ME: no thank you i don't want any proof that i've eaten here"
"Thanksgiving. The day in 1621 when Native Americans shared a meal with undocumented immigrants who never left."
"My gf & I are toying w/the idea of changing both of our last names rather than hyphenate Easier & we can have fun with it Mrs Velociraptor."
"Joke my dad loved What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory? Two test tickles"
"Today I found my first grey pubic hair... I got really excited, but not as much as the other people on the bus."
"Why Does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? For drizzle, my nizzle. :D"