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Joke of the Day

"You know those orange cones they put on the road for you to knock over? Totally just beat my previous high score."

"A lion will never cheat on his wife But a Tiger Wood!"

"What do you call a cat in love? Romeow"

"The real difference between Obama and Trump Obama makes jokes. Trump is a joke."

"""Give me a moment"" ""Give me a moment,"" says the physicist as he sits in his desk chair. He wonders why nobody has spun him around yet."

"What do Mexicans use to slice pizza? Little Caesers"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints"

"Really Google auto-complete? You really think I want to search for 'hardcore poem'???"

"How can you tell if a shark has dandruff? He left his head and shoulders on the beach."

"Once there was a guy reading r/jokes... He decided to click on a joke that was new and didnt have any points."