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Joke of the Day

"If everybody became a zombie, which zombie would be the most life-threatening one? None of them, since everybody is already dead."

"What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady? But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?"

"Q: What do you call a cracked window? A: A pane in the glass."

"Why did the traffic light turn red? Because it saw the other one changing!"

"What do black men do after sex? 15 years to life."

"What do I love about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus."

"I did a poll on the percentage of EE student that have sex in their life, 2/50 say they have sex. 2 people lied. (its true, they told me after I ask who they have sex with)"

"If i were a hand model, at least i could say that i've banged a model."

"Girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke."

"Please don't ask me what something means or who someone is from your device which has access to the internet."