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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call a cracked window? A: A pane in the glass."

"If Daryl doesn't get laid this season, I'm gonna have to say that this documentary is fake. #TheWalkingDead"

"How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute !"

"""Here kitty, kitty, kitty"" - me, drunk, about to get bit by a raccoon"

"Joke of The Day 6/9/14 Slept like a log last night........Woke up in the fireplace."

"How do you kill a circus clown ? Go for the juggler"

"That awkward moment when the operator asks you to read back the confirmation number."

"Wanna know the difference between a street performer and a hobo? The age"

"thesaurus had the greatest vocabulary of all the dinosaurs"

"Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach? Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)"