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Joke of the Day
"Girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke."
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"A haiku i wrote Roses are red and Violets are fucking violet You ignorant cunt"
"Some choices are easier than others: An emergency doctor's appt vs a much needed hair appt. At least if I die my hair will be cute."
"Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a car."
"Did you hear about corduroy pillows? They are making head lines everywhere"
"I will die on a white floor just to mess with the chalk outline guy."
"Glad marijuana is being legalized. It sure helps coping with the election results."
"Dreams can come true. For example, One night I dreamed that I was poor, sad and alone after three months the dream come true."
"What to hear a joke about dementia? Pickles"
"*consoling friend who is a baker* I'm really sorry about the fire at your bread shop. Looks like your business is toast now."