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Joke of the Day
"What do I love about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus."
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"What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter."
"What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus? Audi drivers have pricks on the inside"
"Women are like condoms... They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."
"What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at-large!"
"The Alzheimer Society of Ireland is commemorating 30 years this year... ...or is it 40?"
"What do you call an alcohol free Japanese city? Nadasaki"
"Remember to check on your elderly neighbors to see if they have anything worth stealing."
"There's nothing sadder then the look on my dogs face after he hears something hit the floor and discovers it's only lettuce "
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged and took it like a champ"